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Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Messages

I wonder how old Santa Claus is.

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.Happy Christmas

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The best thing we all teach our kids about Christmas is honesty.

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Christmas is surely a fun day.So celebrate with all your cheer

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Maybe Christmas ... perhaps ... means a little bit more!

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Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas.

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I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

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The main thing Jesus and Santa have in common is that they both look good in a beard.

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Merry Christmas: I bring you divine favour, long life.

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Come here and have party with me.Merry Christmas.

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That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

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If Christmas and Hanukkah merged, it would be called: “Let’s celebrate a baby Jew’s birthday!”

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The elves are working overtime to prepare presents for you. You’ve been extra nice this year.

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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

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OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.

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They say Christmas is a time for smiles. How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

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Has lord has given this day to drink as much you want.Happy Christmas

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Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

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Wishing you a furry Merry Christmas!

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May this Christmas be more amazing for you.

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Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?

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Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.

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“I have everything because I have the craziest best friend. Merry Christmas! ”

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His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!

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Enjoy the season’s magic and have a merry Christmas!

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May all the joys of the season be yours.

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Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity

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How do cats greet each other at Christmas? A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!

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I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red..

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I’m still counting my blessings, like you, from last year. Merry Christmas.

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I am always available for a Christmas party.

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Christmas is mostly for children. But adults enjoy it too.

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We all need to relax and enjoy Christmas night with loved ones.

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Dear santa please this year give me A heavy bank account or a cute girl.

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Christmas has no end.So celebrate the enjoy of Christmas thorughout the year.

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When you stop bleieving in santa you start receiving Underware.

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May the Happiness of gifts fill you heart wit love.Merry Christmas

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Hope your holiday is full of family and fun. And good luck combining those two!

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My lack of Christmas shopping is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right.

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Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

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You really put the X in Xmas...Merry Christmas!

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Keep Calm and have a Merry Christmas!

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My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.

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At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.

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Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

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Santa wont be coming this year… He died laughing when you said you been a good girl. Have a Merry Christmas

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

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Merry Christmas! HO-HO-HO!

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My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home.

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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Man will live for ever Because of Christmas (Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas to you

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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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What’s the best thing about being a kid at Christmas? Not having to pay for all of your Christmas gifts.

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Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!

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Hope your Christmas is out of this world!

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You stink! You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa!

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.

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Low on Christmas cheer? Do what I do: ask Santa to bring you some cheerleaders!

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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

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Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone's sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!

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People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

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Christmas shopping for your parents is easy. Just buy them clothes you wouldn’t get caught dead in.

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People say Fat Tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That’s ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?

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I’m hoping for a magical Christmas this year. I'm hoping all my relatives will magically disappear.

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Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

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Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

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Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch
about anyone please get me....ah nah,
forget it, I'll get it for myself!


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Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys
to wish them without being called a slut!


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Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you
are not the one paying for them though!


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It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List...
Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!


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Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts


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I think Santa should hire giants instead of
elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.


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I am so excited to wear my new dress today
just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.


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Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.


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Christmas shopping is awesome,
only when it is for you.


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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve.
Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.


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Sugar 'n Spice makes Christmas nice!


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"Sorry kids, Santa died. But the good news is now
you can listen to Santana songs instead of Santa songs at Christmas time."


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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at the age of 5

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Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green.
So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas.
Thank you!


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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde


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Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas


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Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault
because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!


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I wish everybody has a Happy Christmas and I hope the Food Pantry People have a lot of food to give to people at Christmas.


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Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


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I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.


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I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.


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Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!


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Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.


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Christmas carolers sing about peace on
earth, but they don’t tell us where


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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,But softly
gives itself away While quite unselfish
it grows small


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Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones r nice to look at
but real ones are better


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Dear Santa, so what i have
done mayhave been bad but
I pretty sure breaking and
entering and stealing peoples
food is worse So lets call it even


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It is the Holiday season
and everyone is jolly
until you walk in Walmart


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I sure hope you like your Christmas gift
It's a year's supply of me!


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Is reading through statuses,
che8cking them twice, gonna find out
whos "NAUGHTY" or "NICE"!


Santa iz just like every other man
Comes and goes in less than 5 min
eats ur food,calls u a Ho
leaves before you get up.


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Christmas iz truly a magical time
Its made all my money disappear



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Dear Santa, after 30 years
of no delivery, just keep the damn pony.
I just want a winning lottery ticket in a
decent currency with a jackpot $100 million.


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The best times are
with your dysfunctional
family during the holidays.


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If some fat man snatches you
up and puts you in a bag, don't worry,
it's Santa collecting his HOs for Christmas.
I'm sending this from his bag..bring alcohol!


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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it.
you're either drunk or at the north pole.


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Boy I better get started
shopping for Christmas!
It is only 5 months away..


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Santa is very cheerful because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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You know you are getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

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The one thing women don't wish for to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

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